Welcome To The Deep Estate

The seriously wild indie sensation that‘s unlike anything you‘ve read before... "This novel is gloriously weird, deliciously demented, generously gory, and absolutely hilarious." - Horror Reads "If you like Douglas Adams‘ work, give this book a read! I laughed out loud a lot as I was reading." - Goodreads Reviewer "What an absolute fever dream of a book, but I was here for it!" - Goodreads Reviewer Reality is broken. Somebody has to file the paperwork. John Doe always thought his dad was bonkers-ranting about secret lizard people and a shadowy Deep State pulling the strings. Then a newspaper from another timeline lands on his doorstep, and things get... weird. A hidden message leads him to an unlisted office with an extra-secret elevator that only has one button: Down. And down the rabbit hole he goes. At the very bottom, John discovers the organization keeping the world blissfully unaware of the truth that‘s all around us: Reality is kind of insane. Get ready to dive headfirst into the mind-warping, bureaucratic belly of the beast that is The Bureau of the Bizarre. Their job? To catalog, contain, and hide away all the weird things the universe spits out when it‘s bored or drunk. We‘re talking cursed Victorian dolls, the Bermuda Triangle, murder clowns, a certain author‘s booger sugar, cranky kinda-sorta vampires, secret lizard people, double-secret lizard people that even the regular secret lizard people don‘t know about, and way too many Schrödinger‘s Cats. Welcome to the Deep Estate.